回复 朱斯麦 : 这部《法国航空(法国空乘)速播屋》A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.一个男孩放学回家时,觉得肚子痛。来,坐下,吃点点心,妈妈说,你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西就会好的。一会儿,男孩的爸爸下班回家了,说是头痛。你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的,他那聪明的儿子说,里面装点东西,就会好的。[
回复 Ball: 玩的时候真的很嗨,很爽,很过瘾。和她们在一起什么段子都能说,什么都能侃,总会有首脑会谈,指点江山的感觉每次宿醉的感觉就是:妈的,好难受啊?肚子难受,眼睛难受,浑身难受,夹杂着喝醉时撞的摔的各种伤疤和淤青……然后起誓,下次绝对不喝那么多了,下次绝对不通宵,下次……[
回复 Jacque: 小学毕业去拿毕业证那天,骑着家里用了六七年的破自行车往学校走,刚到校门口准备下车,前轱辘掉了,我和自行车剩下部分的栽倒在了学校大门口,前轱辘自己进了大门……[
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